Milestones Pillows

Congratulations you can no longer die young.

'If life begins at forty, why do they let us leave school twenty four years early?'

'Darling, what do you think? Our baby's learnt to tie his shoelaces!'

Happy 18th Birthday!

'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Baldo fantasizes the Boys Department becomes the Men's Department after his first kiss with Smiley.

50th Birthday Balloons

A man holding balloons shaped like '41'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"One year closer to college!"

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Pilot with champagne.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Gary turns 40.

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Pearly King and Queen

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Careful."

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Aging Problems

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."