Milestone Celebrations Pillows

Happy Birthday!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"One year closer to college!"

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Pilot with champagne.

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Gary turns 40.

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

Pearly King and Queen

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Careful."

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'I'm fighting ageing.'

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

Aging Problems

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."