Milestone Birthday Celebration Pillows

"Of course 50 is the new 49!"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"One year closer to college!"

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Gary turns 40.

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

Pearly King and Queen

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Do you think I'm sixty?

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"Careful."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'I'm fighting ageing.'

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

Aging Problems

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."