Celebrating Milestone Age Pillows

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"One year closer to college!"

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Gary turns 40.

Church Basement Foodie

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

Pearly King and Queen

Do you think I'm sixty?

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"Careful."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'

Aging Problems

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

'I'm fighting ageing.'

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

A very fine vintage