Milestone Makers Gifts

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Baldo fantasizes the Boys Department becomes the Men's Department after his first kiss with Smiley.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Who called this meeting again?"

Pilot with champagne.

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

Office Meeting

Jumping Man

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'She said her first words today.'

A very fine vintage

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"We re cutting back on overhead."

'The plan was idiot-proof. Unfortunately, someone came up with a superior idiot.'

Proud mums.

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Graduate of 2021

Executive dog has framed his first bone.

Happy Birthday!

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

"We're potty training."

Even you forgot my anniversary. Rudy Park, 20 years. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Really. Did everyone forget? Everyone! Not a card, not an email, not a singing telegram, not an instant message or tweet in Rudy's honor. Nothing telling us that this fine feature has: 1. Made America a better place, 2. Led to the dissolution of hatred and vice, 3. Had similar positive effects on you as a high-fiber diet. Uncle Mort, please don't get all mushy. I hate when my sweet little nephew is hurting. Come here a