Milestone Enthusiast Gifts

"No, his 100th birthday party was last month. Now he's celebrating paying off his student loans."

Congratulations you can no longer die young.

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

Pilot with champagne.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Pearly King and Queen

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Woman crying with happiness.

Deadline

'Guess what? I won again.'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Jumping Man

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

First Steps

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'She said her first words today.'

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Proud mums.

'I hear voices in my head.'

Graduate of 2021

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

Proud Mum.