Milestone Enthusiast Pillows

Congratulations you can no longer die young.

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Go! Means NOW!

Pilot with champagne.

A watch face with Stonehenge

Woman crying with happiness.

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Pearly King and Queen

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

Deadline

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Jumping Man

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

First Steps

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

'She said her first words today.'

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Proud mums.

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

Graduate of 2021

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

Proud Mum.

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"