Age Milestone Enthusiasts Pillows

"Birthday cards by age. 40, 50, 60, 70, I can't believe you're still alive."

Woman crying with happiness.

'Guess what? I won again.'

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

First Steps

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Midlife: You Are Here.

'She said her first words today.'

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

Late Bloomers

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

Two years ago, during a special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Here is an actual reader letter: Dear Sadie, My son just taught me how to use an iPad, so I am writing to tell you that doing so makes me feel young again. You might want to try it. - Nathaniel from Ontario. Thank you for helping me feel young! I may not be as spry as I was back in the old days ... but at least I've never taken two whol

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

We are here!

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

"The occasion? Oh—that would be the fifth anniversary of our never having got married because of an earlier experience of yours that had nothing to do with me."

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'Dude, don't do it. Somewhere down the road it will lead to chores.'

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

Out of order, Fountain of Youth

"I enjoy younger guys, but they have to be house-broken."

'Harry, she just said her first words! She said, 'Why have you saddled my generation with the huge national debt?'

'You're now at your peak, so it's all downhill from here.'

'A toast to the graduate. You're in a class by yourself.'

'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...'

"Darling! He's walking!"

'Look! He's taking his first steps.'

Top 10 signs you're getting older...

Happy Anniversary

"I thought we should celebrate our anniversary. We've been dating 93 days as of...right now!"