Age Milestone Enthusiasts Pillows

"Birthday cards by age. 40, 50, 60, 70, I can't believe you're still alive."

Woman crying with happiness.

'Guess what? I won again.'

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

First Steps

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'She said her first words today.'

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

Midlife: You Are Here.

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Late Bloomers

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

We are here!

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

"The occasion? Oh—that would be the fifth anniversary of our never having got married because of an earlier experience of yours that had nothing to do with me."

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'Dude, don't do it. Somewhere down the road it will lead to chores.'

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

"I enjoy younger guys, but they have to be house-broken."

'Harry, she just said her first words! She said, 'Why have you saddled my generation with the huge national debt?'

'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...'

'A toast to the graduate. You're in a class by yourself.'

"Darling! He's walking!"

'You're now at your peak, so it's all downhill from here.'

'Look! He's taking his first steps.'

"Sofa so good!"

'Next week will be our Silver Wedding Anniversary!'

"I thought we should celebrate our anniversary. We've been dating 93 days as of...right now!"