Milestone Merrymaker Gifts

Fifty

Happy Anniversary

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

'My client has no problem with 'richer' and 'in health'. Our points of contention are 'poorer' and 'in sickness'.'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

Jumping Man

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

Violin family at Christmas

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'Just think, darling - tomorrow the cooking will be all mine and the dishes yours!'

Wedding Wellies

Little Piano

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Graduate of 2021

Piano Bar

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

Cats play the double bass

"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."