Milestone Merrymaker Pillows

Fifty

Happy Anniversary

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

'My client has no problem with 'richer' and 'in health'. Our points of contention are 'poorer' and 'in sickness'.'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

Jumping Man

Violin family at Christmas

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Wedding Wellies

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

Little Piano

'Just think, darling - tomorrow the cooking will be all mine and the dishes yours!'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Would it upset you is I said I'm not bothered if your heart isn't in it?'

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Piano Bar

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Graduate of 2021

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'We usually don't make toasts in board meetings.'

Cats play the double bass