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'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Baldo fantasizes the Boys Department becomes the Men's Department after his first kiss with Smiley.

"Who called this meeting again?"

Pilot with champagne.

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Office Meeting

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

Jumping Man

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

A very fine vintage

'She said her first words today.'

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"We re cutting back on overhead."

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

'The plan was idiot-proof. Unfortunately, someone came up with a superior idiot.'

Proud mums.

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Graduate of 2021

Executive dog has framed his first bone.

Happy Birthday!

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

"We're potty training."

'I am so proud son: It was such an amazing first coak-a-doodle-do!'

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."