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"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Pearly King and Queen

Jumping Man

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'She said her first words today.'

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

A very fine vintage

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Proud mums.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Proud Mum.

Graduate of 2021

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Still crazy after all these years.

Happy Birthday!

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

"This is where the party budget ran out."

'You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.' 'I didn't expect to live this long.'

Lemonade: Celebrating 5 days at this location.

'You remembered our anniversary!'

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

'This is the 1927 Georges de Latour you bought us for our anniversary, son. Mom spruced it up nicely with orange soda and melon balls.'

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'