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'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Jumping Man

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'She said her first words today.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"I got the promotion. Instead of Wednesdays, I'm now the one who gets blamed when things go wrong on Tuesdays."

High Five

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

Proud mums.

Brava

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

'Congratulations, Henderson -- I'm promoting you from henchman to crony.'

"You've still got it Joao."

Smiley Victory Fingers

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

PhD

50th Birthday Balloons

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

"His grant application was accepted."

"Everything's higher this year."

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

"Congratulations on your Pulitzer. Now, let's revisit the university's contract offer."