Achievement Celebrators T-Shirts

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

Jumping Man

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"I got the promotion. Instead of Wednesdays, I'm now the one who gets blamed when things go wrong on Tuesdays."

High Five

'She said her first words today.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Brava

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

Proud mums.

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

'Congratulations, Henderson -- I'm promoting you from henchman to crony.'

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

Smiley Victory Fingers

'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'

"You've still got it Joao."

'For a brief time I held the world record for the youngest person on earth.'

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

PhD

50th Birthday Balloons

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

"His grant application was accepted."

"Everything's higher this year."

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

"Congratulations on your Pulitzer. Now, let's revisit the university's contract offer."