Milestone Celebrant T-Shirts

"But you can't miss her second-grade first-semester graduation!"

Proud mums.

Nifty at 50!

50th Birthday Balloons

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Pearly King and Queen

Jumping Man

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'She said her first words today.'

A very fine vintage

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Proud Mum.

Graduate of 2021

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

Still crazy after all these years.

Happy Birthday!

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

"This is where the party budget ran out."

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'