Milestone Marvels Gifts

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Pearly King and Queen

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

A very fine vintage

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Proud Mum.

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

Executive dog has framed his first bone.

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

Still crazy after all these years.

Happy Birthday!

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"We're potty training."

"We have some architects in our colony."

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

'I am so proud son: It was such an amazing first coak-a-doodle-do!'

'You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.' 'I didn't expect to live this long.'

Lemonade: Celebrating 5 days at this location.

"This could be the year someone finally goes up there."