Miracle Marvels Gifts

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Tiny Visions

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Motivation to work

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Phoenix

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

I love Harmonica

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

The End of the Worker Bees

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

Walking on Water

'People soup again?'

'We're donating our organist to science.'