Magical Marvel Gifts

Magic Christmas

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

2021

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"The first one's just a warning."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

Motivation to work

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Juggler and Illusionist

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

Phoenix

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."