Mythical Marvel Gifts

Blue Genie

'I feel I'm going to turn into an accountant again.'

Swamp creature and a poet of the swamp.

Roast For U

Phoenix

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Motivation to work

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Sisyphus during Covid

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'People soup again?'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

Houdini's Dog.

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.