Mythology Marvel Gifts

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Mythology Amusement Park. It's closing time, but some of the customers won't leave. Closing time 6PM. Narcussus in still in the hall of mirrors. Poseidon won't get off the waterslide. And Aphrodite is in the tunnel of love. Let's get Zeus to help us. They have to do whatever he says, he's the god of the sky! Not anymore --- He's riding the parachute jump!

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"For crying out loud, Adam, put this on before you catch a cold."

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Dead mermaid

The Source of Rain

Greece is a very small market

'The never ending battle'

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"Oh come on. Nobody ever reads the terms and conditions."

"Attention please! This evening's sacrifice has been cancelled. The virgin has called in sick. Again."

"This must be the Easter Bunny."

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"We only got six days of funding."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."