Mythical Marveler Gifts

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

"We only got six days of funding."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Eat my dust!"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Sisyphus during Covid

Juggler and Illusionist

Phoenix

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Santa CGI Effect

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

The Quantum Mechanic...

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

Walking on Water

Alternative Big Bang Theory.

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'He was brought by the stork.'

"They ruin the landscape!"

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

Schrödinger's cat.