Mythical Marveler Mugs

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

"We only got six days of funding."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Eat my dust!"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Phoenix

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Juggler and Illusionist

Sisyphus during Covid

Santa CGI Effect

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

The Quantum Mechanic...

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

Walking on Water

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'He was brought by the stork.'

"They ruin the landscape!"

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Schrödinger's cat.

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

"In my first creation I made man introspective, peaceful and considerate. It was sooo boring."

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.