Mythical Reveler Mugs

"We only got six days of funding."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Eat my dust!"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Phoenix

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Santa CGI Effect

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

Shakespearean Actor

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Business witch

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'He was brought by the stork.'

For services to Tourism. . .

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'