Mythical Reveler T-Shirts

Greek Gods New Years. It's another fun new year's eve up here! Yeah, everybody is getting ready for the big moment. Zeus is preparing a thunder and lightning show to ring in the new year. And Aphrodite is pairing off couples of the new year's kiss. It's great up here, but it'll be a rough start to the new year down on earth. Why? At midnight Atlas will drop the ball!

"We only got six days of funding."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Eat my dust!"

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Phoenix

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Santa CGI Effect

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

Business witch

'He was brought by the stork.'

Shakespearean Actor

Alternative Big Bang Theory.