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Spring Break!

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"You think it's tough down there?"

Angel playing music

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Greek Gods New Years. It's another fun new year's eve up here! Yeah, everybody is getting ready for the big moment. Zeus is preparing a thunder and lightning show to ring in the new year. And Aphrodite is pairing off couples of the new year's kiss. It's great up here, but it'll be a rough start to the new year down on earth. Why? At midnight Atlas will drop the ball!

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

Death of the pope.

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Angel Romance

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'