Angelic Raconteur T-Shirts

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Non Thought For The Day.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"You think it's tough down there?"

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Angel playing music

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

"That's the man, Officer. That's Mr. Right!"

Social butterfly

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

'Even women talk about the one that got away'

Spring Break!

Death of the pope.

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible