Angelic Raconteur Prints

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Non Thought For The Day.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Angel playing music

"You think it's tough down there?"

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

There is no limit to the amount of nonsense that men can talk about football.

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

Social butterfly

'Please hold for an eternity...'

How was your week on the lake? Twig fell in lo-love! Oh, tell me! Why did I say that? Now I'll never find out anything. Relax, momster. $20 and I can provide a full background report. Done! Boys are so communicative!

"That's the man, Officer. That's Mr. Right!"

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

'Even women talk about the one that got away'

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Spring Break!

Death of the pope.