Angelic Storyteller Prints

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

Heaven - with Children

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

"You think it's tough down there?"

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Now remember it was a car crash, don't mention we fell off a cliff taking a selfie."

"We're here for the after-party."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Angel playing music

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Supply was out of harps.

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

The Good Samaritan.

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Remember now, this is for your Birthday AND for Christmas!"

Spring Break!

"He's coming out halo first!"

Claudette Melanson

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

'What did Cane say to his brother?'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.