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'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'The oracle is in.'

"Play Misty for me."

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

'Sadly the William Tell legend did claim one small victim'

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

'Now, let me get this straight -- You got this blonde hair on your shoulder by wrestling an angel?'

'Move over!'

'Sometimes I can't help wishing I'd had that rib barbecued with a nice spicy marinade.'

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

'Unicorn overboard!!'

Devil Puppeteer

Unaware Fishermen have just hooked King Neptune by the nose with one of their fishing lure lines.

"I seriously doubt that's going to count."

1998 'druid' wins boxing match against American farmer

'The Golden Fleece, Jason! It has the power to heal, bring prosperity--and it's a great hedge for your other financial investments.'

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

"I hear developers are tearing it down and building a multi-storey toblerone."

Alberich

Orpheus

"In my first creation I made man introspective, peaceful and considerate. It was sooo boring."

Adam and Eve

Battle of the Sexes

"Apple Core! Baltimore. Who's your friend? Only you, babe!"

Phoenix

"Darling, Darling, the weather forecast is for fog on Christmas Eve again this year!"

"I've got a secret to tell you...but you've got to keep it under wraps."

"Barbecued ribs sounds great, Eve, but where are we supposed to find any ri. . ."

Alternative Big Bang Theory.

Atlas juggling with the moon.

Medusa takes a selfie

"We only got six days of funding."

"This breed comes from a long line of horses dating back to the ancient Greeks."

Aesop's Tables

"This should be interesting...."