Mystic Storyteller T-Shirts

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Well, that one got away."

"Eat my dust!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Phoenix

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Santa CGI Effect

Fairy tale

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Witch dice.

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Europa takes a selfie

fairy tales

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Alternative Big Bang Theory.

Shakespearean Actor

"I'll be right back."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

'He was brought by the stork.'

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'