Mystic Storyteller Mugs

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Well, that one got away."

"Eat my dust!"

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Phoenix

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Santa CGI Effect

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

fairy tales

Fairy tale

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Europa takes a selfie

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Witch dice.

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"I'll be right back."

Shakespearean Actor

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'He was brought by the stork.'

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

'Are you sure this is all you can remember seeing after you were attacked?'