Mythic Storyteller Mugs

"This must be the pony daddy ordered for his little princess."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"We only got six days of funding."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Eat my dust!"

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Phoenix

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Santa CGI Effect

'Frankendumpty'

Fairy tale

Witch dice.

fairy tales

Europa takes a selfie

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"I don't know. He just said he had discovered something and we had to come over and see it."

Non discrimination to Vampires

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Eurydice in prison

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

Siegfried and the dragon

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

Shakespearean Actor

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

'He was brought by the stork.'

"You've been grinding your fangs."