Mythical Storytelling Buff Mugs

'Haven't you heard the expression'Two's company, three's a crowd'?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"We only got six days of funding."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Toadstools

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

'Where was the TSA?'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire in a canoe.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Right here's fine."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"Eat my dust!"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Recalculating route..."