Mythical Maverick Mugs

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Phoenix

Sisyphus during Covid

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"I'll be right back."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

'I feel I'm going to turn into an accountant again.'

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

Sunburn.

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

"You will be going on a long journey..."

"Your fortune will be fifty pounds lighter when you leave this room."

"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."

'Forget crossing my palm with silver... I'll accept notes!'

Giant Footprints in the Snow

Mermaid and music

'Well, you insisted on going to the end of the rainbow and taking whatever is there. Have at it, buddy.'

"We've had millions of visitors to our website, but there's no way of telling how many of them actually believe in us!"

Dragon Flight

"Are we there, Yeti?"

'Say it with Timber'

Mermaid Yoga

Witch riding a vacuum instead of a broom.

Mermaid Romance

Fortune teller with crystal ball and sign explaining calling plans to the 'other side'.

Abominable Snowmail