Mystical Maverick Mugs

'This guy knows how to find revenue streams.'

Madame Yompe, Palm Reader...Special! Both palms read for the price of one.

'Forget crossing my palm with silver... I'll accept notes!'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Sisyphus during Covid

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Phoenix

Gene Therapy

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

OM, SWEET OM

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

"I'll be right back."

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

The Paranormal Society...

Sword rises, Excalibur like, from body of patient undergoing operation.

'I feel I'm going to turn into an accountant again.'

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

Plugged In

"I have to know how it's done."

Conformity

Sunburn.

"You will be going on a long journey..."

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

Don't sweat the small stuff

"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."

"Ouch!"

"Your fortune will be fifty pounds lighter when you leave this room."

Next Wise Man Please.

I hate it when you read over your shoulder.

Swamp creature and a poet of the swamp.

Fortune teller with crystal ball and sign explaining calling plans to the 'other side'.

"Links"

'Do people have soles?'