Mythical Marvel T-Shirts

Blue Genie

'I feel I'm going to turn into an accountant again.'

Swamp creature and a poet of the swamp.

Roast For U

Phoenix

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Motivation to work

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Sisyphus during Covid

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'People soup again?'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

Houdini's Dog.

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

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