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' So as you can see,the water main 300 main ahead has burst.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Phoenix

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'I feel I'm going to turn into an accountant again.'

"I have to know how it's done."

'I see lot's of water...'

Mermaid and music

"How dare you!"

'Forget crossing my palm with silver... I'll accept notes!'

"Some knights just aren't dragon people."

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

Paperless Office

"I always chuckle over how truthful a witness becomes when I drag out my ol' crystal ball."

Swamp creature and a poet of the swamp.

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

"Hmmm....Looks familiar."

'Just how funny are you?'

Madame Yompe, Palm Reader...Special! Both palms read for the price of one.

Acorn...unacorn.

"I see an end to the heartache and the thousand natural shocks your flesh is heir to."

'There's such a thing as too much information, you know.'

"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."

Psychic powers!

'Palms Read.'