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' So as you can see,the water main 300 main ahead has burst.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Phoenix

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

Sword rises, Excalibur like, from body of patient undergoing operation.

'I feel I'm going to turn into an accountant again.'

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

"I have to know how it's done."

'I see lot's of water...'

'Forget crossing my palm with silver... I'll accept notes!'

Mermaid and music

"How dare you!"

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

"Some knights just aren't dragon people."

Paperless Office

Swamp creature and a poet of the swamp.

"I always chuckle over how truthful a witness becomes when I drag out my ol' crystal ball."

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

"Hmmm....Looks familiar."

"I see an end to the heartache and the thousand natural shocks your flesh is heir to."

Acorn...unacorn.

Madame Yompe, Palm Reader...Special! Both palms read for the price of one.

'Just how funny are you?'

'There's such a thing as too much information, you know.'

"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."

'Palms Read.'