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"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Tiny Visions

Motivation to work

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Phoenix

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

I love Harmonica

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

The End of the Worker Bees

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'We're donating our organist to science.'

'People soup again?'

Walking on Water

The Fountain of Youth.