Mystic Marvel T-Shirts

"Hmmm....Looks familiar."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Motivation to work

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Phoenix

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Ill next Thursday

Amateur Palmist

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

Hog Futures

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

'Ha Ha! Stop seeing astrally and look behind you, Bob!'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.