Mystic Marvel T-Shirts

"Hmmm....Looks familiar."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Motivation to work

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Phoenix

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Ill next Thursday

Amateur Palmist

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

Hog Futures

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

'Ha Ha! Stop seeing astrally and look behind you, Bob!'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"Nothing is as it seems, my son."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.