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Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I'm sorry, I'm either in a meeting or away from my hat..."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Houdini's Dog.

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'Let me gaze into my snowglobe...'

"Now empty your other pocket!"

H. Houdini's house (key under doormat).

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

The Amazing Bill would often get himself arrested out of sheer boredom.

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

Fakir with plasters on his back.

Goal

Magicking Food

Surplus

Roll up your sleeve!

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Gents at the Magic Circle.

'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

"Of course, now that my assistant has passed away this isn't nearly as exciting."

Have Your Ticket Ready...

'Marlon the magician freshens up before the performance'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

The tooth fairy.

Toadstools

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?