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Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

Juggler and Illusionist

'I hate frisking magicians!'

New Marvel Heroes

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

I love Harmonica

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

Best Special Effects Award

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

The Greatest Mime in the World

Hares looking at Euclid

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

'Wow! These advancements in TV make the news even more frightening.'

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

Dating in Oz

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

Magician creates magic square

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

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