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Best Special Effects Award

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"And on the eighth day, God lamented the Hollywood adage 'You're only as good as your last picture.'"

Barry Jenkins, Damien Chazelle, Peter Farrelly, Alfonso Cuaron, Ryan Coogler, Bradley Coooper

Wangling War Films. How to make and fake them: I U Boat sinking a Pleasure Vessel off Brighton.

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"Oh no! Set decorator and special effects wizard Emilio Ruiz del Rio, who worked on 'Dr. Zhivago,' 'Lawrence of Arabia' and 'Pan's Labyrinth' has died!"

"That was a very impressive interview, we will be in touch!"

Road closed

"this is Justin, our special effects man."

"That film broke all records for keeping that key 16 to 39 year old demographic distracted from reality."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Toadstools

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Late BroomStick

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

100% carbon neutral

Rocking Witches.

"I said slime."

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Rocket and Witch Race

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years