Movie Magic Enthusiast Mugs

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Best Special Effects Award

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"And on the eighth day, God lamented the Hollywood adage 'You're only as good as your last picture.'"

Wangling War Films. How to make and fake them: I U Boat sinking a Pleasure Vessel off Brighton.

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"That was a very impressive interview, we will be in touch!"

Road closed

"this is Justin, our special effects man."

"That film broke all records for keeping that key 16 to 39 year old demographic distracted from reality."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

Late BroomStick

"I can't believe he brought her."

100% carbon neutral

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Rocking Witches.

Broomstick crash.

"I said slime."

"What the hell took so long?"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Rocket and Witch Race