Movie Magic Fan T-Shirts

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Late BroomStick

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Broomstick crash.

Reese Witherspoon

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"What the hell took so long?"

"I can't believe he brought her."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Rocket and Witch Race

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Juggler and Illusionist

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."