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'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"Lets put it this way...in your case the point is moot!"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

He looks so natural lying there...

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Medieval Office Supplies

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'He's been shot!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Eye of Newt Helper

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"The previous tenant has gone away for a very long time."