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Eye of Newt Helper

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"I said slime."

Broomstick crash.

100% carbon neutral

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Rocket and Witch Race

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Juggler and Illusionist

Witch's Brew.

Magic Tricks

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Toenail clipping missile.

"Victims of out-sorcery."