Movie Magic Fan Pillows

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

Late BroomStick

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

"I can't believe he brought her."

Broomstick crash.

"What the hell took so long?"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Rocket and Witch Race

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Juggler and Illusionist

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Magic Tricks

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Witch's Brew.

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Spiro & Pusho illusionists