Magic Fans Pillows

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

'You did it! A witches broom/plane hybrid.'

The Magician's Suicide....

"You have one more wish. You asked for free, overnight shipping on your first wish, remember?"

Desert Island Post

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Toadstools

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Late BroomStick

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Broomstick crash.

Rocking Witches.

100% carbon neutral

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I said slime."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Rocket and Witch Race

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"It's probably just seasonal."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Juggler and Illusionist

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Witch's Brew.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Magic Tricks

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'