Magic Fans Mugs

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

'You did it! A witches broom/plane hybrid.'

The Magician's Suicide....

"You have one more wish. You asked for free, overnight shipping on your first wish, remember?"

Desert Island Post

Toadstools

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Late BroomStick

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

"I can't believe he brought her."

Broomstick crash.

Rocking Witches.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"It's probably just seasonal."

Rocket and Witch Race

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Juggler and Illusionist

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Magic Tricks

Witch's Brew.

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"