Illusion Magic Fans Mugs

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Late BroomStick

Isabel Allende

'This graph may need some explaining...'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

Unicorn in the Woods

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"We're here, Harry."

"So, how's your other half?"

Paul and Debbie.

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

Houdini's Dog

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"Returns"

"Hello, Number 6!"

"Abra-Viagra."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'Turns out, M.C.Escher was the brains behind the animal smuggling scam.'

Rabbit pulls magician from a hat.

Houdini re-incarnated.

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

"I turned Billy Whitley into him. Can I keep him?"

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'