Illusionist Fan Mugs

"Can I see your ID? Wait, never mind. Wait - yeah, I need to see your ID? Wait --"

Houdini's Dog

"Now do you believe the magician brought you?"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Extreme miming"

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Magic Tricks

'This graph may need some explaining...'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"So, how's your other half?"

Artist chained to his drawing.

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"We're here, Harry."